bandbutts:

If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life anymore

elasticitymudflap:

ericaisawesome56:

farfromgotham:

Fun fact time: many of my old acquaintances still make joking comments whenever they see me wearing pink, because as a child (and honestly pretty much right up to high school) I would refuse to associate with any pink objects. 

It wasn’t because I didn’t like pink, it was because since I appeared female I was supposed to/ it was immediately assumed that I did and therefore it pissed me the ever-loving fuck off. I was ashamed to like it, which is terrible because pink is an awesome color. But when you shove it down young girls throats it gets really old, really fast. 

Give the child the fucking rainbow, and if they pick pink, it’s not because they are female and/or effeminate, it’s because they like the color pink. 

THIS.

Gosh this

jimbertimber:

coming out to your parents by saying swiggity swag guess whos a fag

dooblerdoo:

whenever I create a text post

rodneykong:

it’s so weird that everyone’s mom’s name is mom

epochayur:

hitting a point-of-no-return in a game and forgetting to get important items

uncomfortablechair:

godtiercosbytop:

cecil-redacted:

cjlatimore:

#MindFuck lhh #longlivelaughter

so is anyone going to point out yet that there’s a whole fandom who can probably read this faster than any other average person reading it?

ahahahaha yeah…

thats what I was thinking

atrailofblood:

luxial:

H3H3H3H3H3H3H3