quazza: i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence
spookymormon: please stop asking me about my future ill cry
If I was dating you.. (FINISH IT IN MY ASK)
colorado-wannabe: So in English class we had to draw a scene from The Great Gatsby. After the drawings were done the teacher was showing them to the class, and one drawing was a pic of Gatsby reaching towards at the green light, but in the drawing Gatsby didn’t have hands. So my teacher starts saying something like how this picture has hidden meaning and portrays the helplessness Gatsby feels,...
kapooyah: bellabracha: what even IS american culture it’s just a big ball of different cultures with no set value i don’t get it
lvysaur: youhavetooletgo: lvysaur: x is my least favorite letter now because of math Y? i swear to fucking god
tavros-the-bull: have you ever wanted to draw so badly but then when you actually sit down to draw you just
carlyreajepson: sofalcondone: I’m naked what’s up definitely not anyone’s dick
rosemeenah: do you ever just look at the cover of the great gatsby and think ‘moisturize me’ because really
canadumb: thinsiqnificant: canadumb: *ducts tapes my laptop together* *duct tapes my life together* isnt that what i said
wartortles: *holding phone in hand* where the fuck is my phone
Cosmo Sex Tip #676
shoe-inhibitions: When he cums in your hand, wipe it on his forehead and whisper: “Simba”
REBLOG IF ITS OKAY IF I PUT SOMETHING FUCKING...
masasexual: marciewantsthev: masasexual: Imagine that you’re awkwardly sitting there at a formal dance when suddenly you see a hand extended towards you. ”May I have this dance?” they ask. You look up, and find that it’s your favorite character. Imagine that favorite character then fucking you so hard that night that you don’t think you’ll be able to stand the next morning.
patchoulol: midnaeverafter: rabioheab: i don’t know what yiff or yaoi or shota is but they all sound like things a surprised cowboy would exclaim #well yiff my shota and call me a yaoi
adamflayman: my dashboard is 90% depressive posts but it should be 100% baby squid posts let get this squid party moving along
amysdead: amysdead: have i mentioned i found the reaction image to any martha hate ever BUT GUYS I MEAN COME ON “i hate martha she was the worst companion” “martha didn’t deserve the doctor “i was so glad when she left”
hungarian: i’ll never delete my tumblr so when my kids are like “ugh MOM u don’t understand”, i’ll show them my tumblr so they can realize i was once young & laughed at dick jokes
peregr1ne: my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him
fuckingrapeculture: psdo: ironelk: Today my art history professor gave some words of wisdom: Nude is when your clothes are off. Naked is when your clothes are off and you’re up to something A+ mind blown
mutisija: when the battle music starts to play but you cant see the enemy